My answer is always: I want to be a Pampered House Cat.
But unfortunately, in this life, I’m stuck with the “cat servant” script.
What’s my motivation for getting up for work every morning? Sometimes it’s not a dream, but making sure my aloof roommate gets the healthiest wet food and the coolest toys.
Usually, a hug lasts exactly 3.5 seconds before you get a warning nip.
If the last one was for wearing, this round black cat is made for squeezing. It’s essentially a perfect black sphere—firm yet squishy, absorbing all your stress like a black hole.
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